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Anonymous asked: How old are u

20

'Coming out'

  • Daughter: Dad, I have been waiting for the right moment to tell you that I am a lesbian. It is very difficult for me to tell you something like this, so I hope you understand and don't get mad. *makes cute face*
  • Dad: It's okay honey. I love you.
  • Second daughter: I'm a lesbian too.
  • Dad: Jesus Christ! None of my kids likes boys?
  • Son: I do.
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pornstarbucks:

when did they start putting jokes on skittles wrappers

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Iā€™m in tears! The accuracy.

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