Anonymous asked: How old are u
- Daughter: Dad, I have been waiting for the right moment to tell you that I am a lesbian. It is very difficult for me to tell you something like this, so I hope you understand and don't get mad. *makes cute face*
- Dad: It's okay honey. I love you.
- Second daughter: I'm a lesbian too.
- Dad: Jesus Christ! None of my kids likes boys?
- Son: I do.